Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...