Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!