A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...