Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...