The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.