Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.