Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...