Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...