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Smart Guys
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Hacker syndrome
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Orange and Banana
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Great news for Bill Gates
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Would you please do me a favor?
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What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
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An economist’s logic
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The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....