Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.