Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Workplace insanity
|HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...