A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...