Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...