How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...