Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...