There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...