Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...