Kennedys, light bulbs
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Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...