To Buxom Waitress:
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This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
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Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Go to save my friend
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