Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...