A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...