Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...