One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...