Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...