After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...