Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...