A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...