Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...