Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....