The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...