Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...