Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...