The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...