Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...