What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...