Driving Examiner
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Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
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Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
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