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1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
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You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...