Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.