Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...