A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Marriage quotes 12
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Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
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Resume Bloopers
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Painful Puns
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English vs Ebonics
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