Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...