Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...