Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...