DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...