New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...