The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...