Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...