Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...