Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...