I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...