Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...